Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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