My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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