They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
