Me. At least after what I've been through.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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