You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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