At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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