he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
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