Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I'm like, not good at living.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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