Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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