My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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