You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Randomize
