ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
A bitchslap is in order.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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