bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I look better un-naked...
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Will exercising make me less horny?
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