I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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