Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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