Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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