It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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