Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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