So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
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