So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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