I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
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