This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
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