i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
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