Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
where am i from again
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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