Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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