week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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