Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
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