we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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