You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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