so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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