i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
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