Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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