you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I touched a dick in church today
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
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