You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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