naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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