i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
Randomize
