mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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