Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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