We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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