You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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