On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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