His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
