i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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