just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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