You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
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