babies were throwing up all over the place
she smelled like a LAN party
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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