if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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