Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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