I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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