You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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